• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

crrocs:

stability:

people who add things like “this is so me” to popular text posts

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haha! this is so me

I’m over it

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Anonymous asked: I'm glad someone told that girl her hair is ratty.

newf0undnirvana:

shawtynug:

utterly-insane-panda:

Its fucking easy as shit to upkeep your hair tbh.

If you have box hair dye or split ends just please get some help…

my hair isn’t dyed and doesn’t have split ends. but nice try.

SORRY NOT EVERYONE HAS THE MONEY AND TIME TO HAVE THEIR HAIR PROFESSIONALLY DONE EVERY MONTH. FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR HIGH STANDARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU HAVENT EVEN M E T

tyleroakley:

when I scream, “HEY NOW,” your response of “this is what dreams are made of” or “you’re an all star” really determines my opinion of you

I can go both ways with this.

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fun-in-our-life:

youngsherwood:

malloryee:


Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world. 

too beautiful

damn.

wait what


Is this real

fun-in-our-life:

youngsherwood:

malloryee:

Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.

too beautiful

damn.

wait what

Is this real

(via oi-gee-diddlies)

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.


I’m so upset that just happened.

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

I’m so upset that just happened.

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  • outfit game: on point
  • mental health game: ?????
spermbanker:

2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments

spermbanker:

2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments

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snorlaxatives:

"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"

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thearidee:


freemindfreebody:

Shiiiiiiiiiitt!

How do women get shamed for being able to do this..
This shit is downright majestic.


Every time I try to do this, the pole snaps.

thearidee:

freemindfreebody:

Shiiiiiiiiiitt!

How do women get shamed for being able to do this..

This shit is downright majestic.

Every time I try to do this, the pole snaps.

(via wandering-hippie)

Jake ooooooo jake

Jake ooooooo jake

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The name is Ethan, 19, Gay, I live in Michigan, I love all kinds of music. If you really want to know what I listen to, scroll through my music down below. I'm a bit of a nature freak. I love tattoo's. I am easy to get along with. I appreciate people for who they are and what they've gone through, not for what they look like. My tumblr may look boring, but I'm a lot more lively.

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